Hello hello hello~
Wonderful to meet your acquaintance. Darcy Richard Barnaby here at your, albeit limited, service. You can address me by my first name if you don't mind, I do love being on a first name basis. So much friendlier and far easier without all those honorifics and the like. Nicknames are just as well but I must insist that you don't call me by that dreadful middle name. I simply cannot stand it! I look forward to our conversations and assuredly entertaining escapades in the near future. Now if you'll pardon me, I do believe that's the bell. Let the games begin~